My day, summarized in one picture.Fuck yeah.
Okay, okay, I know. But I just have to share with you guys. My dad NEVER talks to us kids about his days in the AFB. But today, as I was browsing his notes on facebook, this particular story cracked me up, so I thought I'd share.
Dave was an world-class gourmand of porn. His locker was stacked top-to-bottom with a collection of skin mags and VHS tapes that would be the envy of the Smithsonian, if only they had a museum dedicated to the erotic arts. Most of it in a foreign tongue.
Dave specialized at collecting anything from the Dark Brothers and that meant Traci Lords. Thanks to Dave I got to see Traci Lords lay more pipe than the California Aquaduct. Then sometime in the late 80's Traci announced that when she'd posed nude for her break-out spread in Penthouse, she was only 16.
Over night, Dave went from porn king to kiddie porn suspect.
To celebrate I used a police contact to find Traci's Pacific Palisades address and the entire Radar shop signed a birthday card.
We never got a Thank You note.
Devious
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"Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill!... You knew, didn't you? I'm part of you? Close, close, close! I'm the reason why it's no go? Why things are what they are?"
-Lord of the Flies
Belated~
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I love =FreakishFeline.
You, Your, You're.
Their, There, They're.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD. LEARN IT.
I'll return the favor~
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"I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this... It's not the end of the world." ~Ed, in Shaun of the Dead
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*Ki-Witch's Resources
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"I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this... It's not the end of the world." ~Ed, in Shaun of the Dead
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